thanks to my other significant other, sierra, for making me an onion free dinner tonight. unlike my first significant other (you know who you are), she does not lie about what food has onions and what does not.
my problem is that i have very little to say. this doesn't just happen on this blog. it happens writing papers, catching up on emails, trying to strike up conversations with customers. the last ones listened to me babble on about "heel toe, heel toe". but come on, women our age should know by now how to walk in heels. seriously, take some lessons from old disney movies. book on head, heel toe. this is important shit. do you really want to walk around with your butt jutting out and sounding like the build-up to a very bad law & order crime? not the best selling point, but i'm trying to do good work. for my community. and in this case, my community is a bunch of midwesterners who need to learn to blend.
my birthday is coming up. it is the 29th. if you forget, i will collect some of mabel's poo and send it to you via UPS. gift wrapped.
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